We're either gonna have crazy kitchen sex or I'm getting expelled.
We're not having kitchen sex. It's way too dirty in here from other people having kitchen sex.
So I'm getting expelled?
It's weird, right? Between us?
Yeah, I don't know what it is.
Maybe it's an absence of a lot of candy... but it's not the same.
Max! Johnny! I thought I heard you.
Max! I can't get out!
Maybe we're only at our best when you have another girlfriend.
Maybe give me a call when you get that going in, like, ten minutes.
Or I could just call you on my actual wedding day.
Oh, cool! Yeah, just call me 30 minutes before the service, and I'll be there.
Or better yet, call me at, like, your 50th wedding anniversary.
Yeah, now that's hot.
Max! Johnny! I'm cold!
Seriously, guys, I can't feel my toes!
See, it's hot again 'cause we broke up!
I'll see you at my 50th, if not before.
First the party, now this. When I have a party, you won't be on the list.
You're right. I deserve that.
No, I was doing a power move. Please, I'm begging you to come.
We'll see. I might be a little too busy with my big, successful cupcake shop. So suck it.